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Message to the Teabagger Party Train
To all the tea braggers fumbling thier way noisily across the United States...Foremost...I am astounded that Duval or some other paragon of Family Values hasn't let you in on the meaning of the word "teabagging"...and far be it from me to inform you...(though I must admit snickering a little when it slips out of your mouths...pun intended...) But just like your followers who carry signs with GOVERNMENT STAY OUT OF MY MEDICARE ( er...MEDICARE IS A GOVERNMENT PROGRAM you TWITS)...I will support your FREEDOM of SPEECH because I am an AMERICAN...I will also shake my head and laugh at your dumb asses...and know that political humorists everywhere have complete job security...(so maybe you DO serve a purpose)
What if OBAMA "gave you" what you profess to want...
Just stepped out on the Front Lawn of the White House and said..."Okay...you win"...
Beginning TODAY we will remove GOVERNMENT from your lives and programs!
(...and a wild cheer goes up from the Teabaggers...blissfully free from the ravages of intelligence...)
MEDICARE and SOCIAL SECURITY and DISABILITY will be stopped at once...horrible socialist programs that they are...
(...a gasp from the over 65 crowd...several Coronaries..one Massive Stroke...and Tiny Tim just fell off his crutches...)
And LIBRARIES...
(...a mild mannered woman in the front...her hair in a bun...horned rimmed glasses faints...)
AND THOSE HIGHWAYS AND PUBLIC PARKS AND VAST FEDERALLY FUNDED NATIONAL PARKS....
(...man in the front with a cell phone screaming frantically "Damn it Joan...I said cancel the family flight to Yellowstone...I'll explain when I get home....whaddya mean they're tearing out the Interstate System???")
AND THE POLICE AND FIRE DEPARTMENTS...WHO ALSO RECEIVE FEDERAL DOLLARS given to them by the State...our wasted tax dollars...
(...do I smell smoke...and never mind that guy who is running with your TV...)
AND DO AWAY WITH THOSE FEDERALLY MANDATED SPEED LIMITS AND DRINKING LAWS...NO MORE GOVERNMENT INTERFERENCE...
(...a horrible cry from MADD rises from the crowd...a wild cheer errupts from DAMM: Drunks Against Mad Mothers...and anyone who has ever driven 120 mph in a 1968 TRANSAM raises a bottle of Jack Daniels and yells "Fuckin' A")
DRUG LAWS...also a FEDERAL MANDATE...Geez...I'm beginning to get the hang of this "Get the Government Off My Back"...Okay...they're gone...
(...through the air a cloud of sweetish smoke floats...the silence broken by the munching of thousands of Doritos....)
YES...and anyone can MARRY whomever they like...and the Government won't get involved in issues like Woman's Reproductive Rights...abortion on demand...can't have the GOVERNMENT telling US what to do...and the unemployment benefits...well...that's history...we will save BIG TIME...
(...suddenly the mob...the sign-wielding masses on both sides stand with their mouths agape in stunned silence...a newly gelded colt...)
So be as STUPID as you PLEASE...it is your RIGHT as a citizen of this great nation...
But be careful what you WISH for...or at the very least be EDUCATED about it...
love,
Carla (who admittedly got off on a rant here...I blame CNN...)
P.S. Ever seen "Blazing Saddles" I think that scene
"And BOY are THEY DUMB"
must play out as pillow-talk in the OBAMA bedroom nightly....
AND ANOTHER THING...
Do you really think when you START your debate with Communist Symbols...Swasticas and little Hitler-Mustashes drawn on OBAMA you are FURTHERING your cause...that ANYONE besides The Million Moron March is going to take a word you are saying seriously...if you have genuine concerns...as I am sure many do...I have questions myself...parading around like a FREAK-SHOW isn't the way to get them taken seriously...
My 2 cents...and worth every penny of it...
What if OBAMA "gave you" what you profess to want...
Just stepped out on the Front Lawn of the White House and said..."Okay...you win"...
Beginning TODAY we will remove GOVERNMENT from your lives and programs!
(...and a wild cheer goes up from the Teabaggers...blissfully free from the ravages of intelligence...)
MEDICARE and SOCIAL SECURITY and DISABILITY will be stopped at once...horrible socialist programs that they are...
(...a gasp from the over 65 crowd...several Coronaries..one Massive Stroke...and Tiny Tim just fell off his crutches...)
And LIBRARIES...
(...a mild mannered woman in the front...her hair in a bun...horned rimmed glasses faints...)
AND THOSE HIGHWAYS AND PUBLIC PARKS AND VAST FEDERALLY FUNDED NATIONAL PARKS....
(...man in the front with a cell phone screaming frantically "Damn it Joan...I said cancel the family flight to Yellowstone...I'll explain when I get home....whaddya mean they're tearing out the Interstate System???")
AND THE POLICE AND FIRE DEPARTMENTS...WHO ALSO RECEIVE FEDERAL DOLLARS given to them by the State...our wasted tax dollars...
(...do I smell smoke...and never mind that guy who is running with your TV...)
AND DO AWAY WITH THOSE FEDERALLY MANDATED SPEED LIMITS AND DRINKING LAWS...NO MORE GOVERNMENT INTERFERENCE...
(...a horrible cry from MADD rises from the crowd...a wild cheer errupts from DAMM: Drunks Against Mad Mothers...and anyone who has ever driven 120 mph in a 1968 TRANSAM raises a bottle of Jack Daniels and yells "Fuckin' A")
DRUG LAWS...also a FEDERAL MANDATE...Geez...I'm beginning to get the hang of this "Get the Government Off My Back"...Okay...they're gone...
(...through the air a cloud of sweetish smoke floats...the silence broken by the munching of thousands of Doritos....)
YES...and anyone can MARRY whomever they like...and the Government won't get involved in issues like Woman's Reproductive Rights...abortion on demand...can't have the GOVERNMENT telling US what to do...and the unemployment benefits...well...that's history...we will save BIG TIME...
(...suddenly the mob...the sign-wielding masses on both sides stand with their mouths agape in stunned silence...a newly gelded colt...)
So be as STUPID as you PLEASE...it is your RIGHT as a citizen of this great nation...
But be careful what you WISH for...or at the very least be EDUCATED about it...
love,
Carla (who admittedly got off on a rant here...I blame CNN...)
P.S. Ever seen "Blazing Saddles" I think that scene
"And BOY are THEY DUMB"
must play out as pillow-talk in the OBAMA bedroom nightly....
AND ANOTHER THING...
Do you really think when you START your debate with Communist Symbols...Swasticas and little Hitler-Mustashes drawn on OBAMA you are FURTHERING your cause...that ANYONE besides The Million Moron March is going to take a word you are saying seriously...if you have genuine concerns...as I am sure many do...I have questions myself...parading around like a FREAK-SHOW isn't the way to get them taken seriously...
My 2 cents...and worth every penny of it...
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